April 18, 2003

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  Mens' ads...and the personal meanings behind them! By request.....
  40-ish	Really means...	52 and looking for 25-yr-old
  Athletic	Really means...	Sits on the couch and watches ESPN
  Average looking	Really means...	Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
  Educated	Really means...	Will always treat you like an  idiot
  Free spirit	Really means...	Sleeps with your sister
  Friendship first	Really means...	As long as friendship involves nudity
  Fun	Really means...	Good with a remote and a six pack
  Good Looking	Really means...	Arrogant
  Honest	Really means...	Pathological Liar
  Huggable	Really means...	Overweight, more body hair  than a bear
  Like to cuddle	Really means...	Insecure, overly dependent
  Mature	Really means...	Until you get to know him
  Open-minded	Really means...	Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interested
  Physically fit	Really means...	I spend a lot of time in front of mirror admiring myself
  Poet	Really means...	Has written on a bathroom stall
  Spiritual	Really means...	Once went to church with his grandmother on Easter Sunday
  Stable	Really means...	Occasional stalker, but never arrested
  Thoughtful	Really means...	Says "Please" when demanding a beer.   http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=Geespot

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